C.R.A.N.K. MOB is a monthly bike ride dance party masquerade carnival sextravaganza. We meet on the first Saturday after the third Friday of each month at the big red brick building on Sawtelle Blvd and La Grange Ave in West LA. At 10:00pm we ride into the night and our intergalactic roving bike dance party takes the streets of West LA, Mar Vista, Palms, Westwood, Century City, Culver City and Venice. Like other bike rides, C.R.A.N.K. MOB is a theme ride: ANYTHING GOES. Whatever you want the theme to be, that's what it is. Like a tempest on the horizon, you can hear us approaching as you see our blinking bicycle lights in the distance. The hooting and hollering and the beat of the music seduces your psyche and as the outlaw bicycle party passes you by. It is at that moment that you finally understand: your life shall have no meaning until you JOIN THE MOB!